COLLEGE GOALS:
- First year fellows internship summer 2k15 (WASHINGTON DC WORKING WITH A DARTMOUTH ALUM IN PUBLIC POLICY GET @ ME DREAM INTERNSHIP)
- Berlin LSA (language study abroad) sometime sophomore year (ICH BIN EIN BERLINER AMIRITE HA HA HA A LITTLE JFK HUMOR FOR YOU)
- Prague FSP (foreign study program) sometime junior year (STUDYING GEOGRAPHY WHICH I ASSUME IS IRRELEVANT AF BUT FUCKING /PRAGUE/ MAN)
- FriendS????? how do you make a friend. what is a friend.
- learning how to study??? cause I sure the fuck didn’t do that senior year
- rushing a sorority (and getting into one that doesn’t suck!!!!!!)
- figuring out what I want to do with my life (it sucks when your parents basically drill into ur head that the only jobs are doctor and lawyer and you def don’t want to be a doctor and are iffy about law school) and hopefully making lots o money
- partying like it’s 1999 (i was 2 years old in 1999 so this basically means being cute and universally adored) ((but like….while drunk))
- having a cute dorm
- LOOKING GREAT IN GREEN AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE A) DARTMOUTH GREEN IS UNIVERSALLY FLATTERING AND B) I HAVE GREEN EYES I CHOSE CORRECTLY
- probably wearing a lot of flannel because new hampshire
- being generally smart and hot and moving up in the world
OPTIONAL
- finding a nice hot Rockefeller/aspiring investment banker/Claire-to-my-frank-but-without-the-murder-and-cheating to be my trophy husband and support my ideal lifestyle