17 сентября 2013 года в17.09.2013 22:40 1 0 10 1

"Silence, children. Silence. First, an announcement. The toilets are broken again. We are fixing the problem, but let me warn you. There will be zero tolerance for anyone soiling school grounds. We're not going to have a repeat of last time."

"Quiet please children, quiet now. First, students who ate the ravioli today, and are not up to date on their Tetanus shots should see the nurse immediately."

"First, an announcement. There are reptiles living in McKinley toilets no more, the family of snakes have been safely removed to the zoo where they can live out their lives in the toilets there"

— P rincipal Figgins

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