I love wearing dresses and listening to vinyl records on my record player and smelling old books and guys with beards and drinking tea. I drink tea made from beard clippings. I cut up my dresses and make tea bags from the fabric. I fill the bags with the beard clippings of dreaming hunks who wear glasses and think about things. I steep the tea bags in boiled piss in a mug that I made from warping my vinyl records. I drink the tea every morning and I hope it kills me soon.