However, there will undoubtedly be awkward moments throughout any school dance—moments when no one’s dancing with you or talking to you—and it will feel very easy to pull out your phone and pretend you’re texting someone. If I had a dollar for every time I nervously pressed “hjbfghjfsgbhjdlsl” into my keyboard to look preoccupied, I would probably have enough money to build a machine to teleport me into the arms of Ryan Gosling.