Скинули мне сегодня в твиттер, сказав, что это мой типичный день.

• me: Oh god it's time to get up.
• me: ugh clothing
• me: Ugh hair
• me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
• me: oh god I hate this place
• me: no I don't like you leave me alone
• me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
• me :DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY YOU PEASANTS
• me: Nice ass
• me: the fuck you lookin at?
• me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
• me: Please just shut up
• me: ugh bus
• me: YES HOME
• me: YES INTERNET
• me: YES BED

Еще дописали, что надо добавить "ew don't hug me"