Today, I was working at my job at a kid's Halloween festival, giving out candy. A kid about five years old comes up wearing a wizard costume over a dinosaur costume. I ask if he is a dino-wizard for halloween. His response, "I'm just dressed like a wizard. I'm always a dinosaur."
Best kid ever.
Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her."