Owen Harper: [Owen has just been slammed against a tree by Gwen for commenting on her sex life] See old Rhys makes the Earth rumble, but he don't make it move, does he?
Gwen Cooper: You better shut up before I lump you up!
Owen Harper: [spinning Gwen around and slamming her against the tree, speaking as she struggles] When was the last time you screwed all night? When was the last time you came so hard and so long you forgot where you are?
[Gwen begins to struggle less]
Owen Harper: Don't you ever think you're too familiar? Whereas you and me… we're not cozy at all.
[pressing his face to Gwen's as he hisses]
Owen Harper: We'd be AMAZING. And that scares the shit out of you.
Gwen Cooper: [jumping as she sees movement through the trees] Someone - someone's watching us. Through the trees. Fifty yards north, I just saw them move.
Owen Harper: You got your gun?
Gwen Cooper: Yes.
Owen Harper: You go to the left. I'll go right.
[both are visibly shaking and fighting themselves for control]
Owen Harper: Three… two… one.
[they pull away and take off running]
~ Torchwood, season 1 "Countryside" ~
Blair Waldorf: Not that's it's any of your business but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.
Chuck Bass: Is that so?
[pause]
Chuck Bass: What names does he call you when you make love?
[Blair doesn't say anything and Chuck turns her around and grasps her hand]
Chuck Bass: Where does he put his hand? Does he…
[starts whispering seductively in Blair's ear]
Chuck Bass: Have sex with me.
Blair Waldorf: What?
Chuck Bass: Just once that's all I need.
Blair Waldorf: You are disgusting and I hate you!
Chuck Bass: Then why are you still holding my hand?
[Blair turns back around]
Blair Waldorf: I have a party to host.
[walks off]
~ Gossip Girl, season 2 "The Dark Night" ~