La vida hermosa

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и я просто в шоке от обсуждений этой темы! никто не имеет право разглагольствовать, никто, кроме его родных и близких. если хотите, что-то сказать, скажите хорошее, не дай Господи никому.

you dont care, oh just like me
dont go there, oh just like me
you can't do what i can do
you want to be oh just like me

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A man and a woman got married, and he told her: "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits… and I have 3 traditions.

So, first tradition: on wednesdays I play football with my friends… no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains… I dont care.. I play football!!
- Is it clear for you? - husband asks his wife
- Yes, sure, - she answers.

So, the second tradition… On fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
- Is it clear for you? - he asks.
- Yes, sure, - she answers.

The third tradition… On sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing… whether it snows or it rains… I go fishing!!!
- Is it clear for you? - he asks.
- Yes, sure, she answers.
- Any objections? - he asks.
- No, I understand, - his wife answers.

- Maybe you have your own traditions? - he asks.

She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one… every night at 10 p.m. I have sex… whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have… I dont care.. I have sex!!!!

Рыбы хотят то ли отношений, то ли свободы… То ли выключить телефон, то ли дождаться чьего-нибудь звонка… То ли пойти тусоваться, то ли не выходить из дома… То ли забыть как выглядите вы… То ли забыть как выглядят все остальные.

give it to you girl every time
and those other guys ain't got nothing like mine
hit it from the front to the back
and baby i ain't done, till i make you say yeah!