A man and a woman got married, and he told her: "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits… and I have 3 traditions.
So, first tradition: on wednesdays I play football with my friends… no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains… I dont care.. I play football!!
- Is it clear for you? - husband asks his wife
- Yes, sure, - she answers.
So, the second tradition… On fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
- Is it clear for you? - he asks.
- Yes, sure, - she answers.
The third tradition… On sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing… whether it snows or it rains… I go fishing!!!
- Is it clear for you? - he asks.
- Yes, sure, she answers.
- Any objections? - he asks.
- No, I understand, - his wife answers.
- Maybe you have your own traditions? - he asks.
She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one… every night at 10 p.m. I have sex… whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have… I dont care.. I have sex!!!!