Morticia: Have you spoken to her parents? Susan Firkins, Wednesday's Teacher: Well, Wednesday brought in this picture: Calpurnia Addams. Morticia: Wednesday's great-aunt Calpurnia. She was burned as a witch in 1706. They said she danced naked in the town square and enslaved the minister. Susan Firkins, Wednesday's Teacher: Really? Morticia: Oh, yes. But don't worry. We've told Wednesday college first.