A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. After a performing a thorough examination and running multiple tests, the doctor comes out with the results. " I'm afraid I have some very bad news, " says the doctor, " You're dying, and you don't have much time left. " " Oh, that's terrible!" says the man, " How long have I got? " " Ten, " the doctor says sadly. " Ten?" the man asks. " Ten what? Months? Weeks? Ten What? " " Nine…"