Two young women were out walking in the country on a hot summer’ s day when they saw a beautiful lake close to the road.
‘ It’ s so hot! Let’ s go for a swim in that lake to cool down!’ suggested the first woman.
‘ But we haven’ t got any swimming things to put on, ’ said the other, ‘ We can’ t swim naked!’
‘ Oh, don’ t worry about that!’ reassured the first woman, ‘ There’ s nobody here to see us.’
So they took off all their clothes and got into the lovely cool water for a swim.
After only a few minutes they noticed a farmer walking towards the lake carrying a large bucket.
‘ Are you here to ask us to get out of the lake?’ the first woman asked.
‘ I think he’ s here to look at us!’ said the second woman.
The old farmer frowned and held up the bucket for them to see.
‘ No, I’ m not here to tell you to get out of the lake and I didn’ t come here to watch you ladies swim naked.’ he replied. ‘ I’ m just here to feed the alligator.’