—I believe in Control, the only force mighty enough to bring order to the chaos that is my world.
—I believe in perfection and strive to attain it.
—I believe in salvation through trying just a bit harder than I did yesterday.
—I believe in calorie counters as the inspired word of god, and memorise them accordingly.
—I believe in bathroom scales as an indicator of my daily successes and failures.
—I believe in hell, because I sometimes think that I'm living in it.