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There onse was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lighting scar

“Now, Harry, you’re a wizard!”

Harry goes to Hogwarts

He meet Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he plat for Griffindor

Draco is a daddy’s boy

Quirrell becomes unemployed
The Sorcerer’s Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

Ron breaks his wand

Now Ginny’s gone
And Harry’s in mortal danger

Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber

Harry blows up Aunt Marge

The dementors come and take charge

Lupin is a wolf The rat’s a man

And now the prisoner is at large
They used time travel so they can
Save the prisoner of Azkaban

Who just so happens to be Harry’s Godfather
I don’t really get it either

Harry gets put in the
Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids

Oh no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed!
He’s back!

Harry, Harry, it’s getting scarry
Voldemort’s back
Now you’re a revolutionary Harry

Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your
Constant attempts to contact him?
He is forsed to leave the school
Umbridge arrives Draco’s a tool

Kids break into the Ministry

Sirius Black is dead as can be

Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They’re horcruxes

It’s Dumbledore’s end

There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath