WONDERLAND

вот и все, друг, ты попал в его теплые, но опасные лапы. это твой сладкий сон, плавно перетекающий в мучительную и страшную смерть. тебя не спасет ни электрошок, ни красное вино. все что тебе нужно – еще одна доза, в двух кубах которой концентрируется все счастье Вселенной. только ради нее, желанной, ты готов пойти на все, можешь сломать горы и порвать мировое зло на тряпки. ради нее твоя жена будет делать минет потному негру, а друг подставит свою задницу любителям анального секса. но не расстраивайся, все это не надолго. ведь совсем скоро вы все умрете. в муках. скажи, у тебя есть мечта? ты, наверное, хочешь мирного неба над головой, здоровья своей семье и счастья любимому человеку? Неоригинально, друг мой, но как это по-человечески. а как ты отнесешься к тому, что твою мечту похоронят заживо? поместят в цинковый гроб и набросают сверху три метра грунта? жестоко? а жизнь вообще жестокая штука…

Requiem for a dream

я люблю

принцесса

все гифки заливают, ну мне тоже надо, КАК ЖЕ

Я не знаю, что такое одиночество.

Даже когда многие отворачивались от меня по тем или иным причинам, находился человек, который хотел помочь и помогал, который был со мной рядом.

Так вот сейчас у меня много верных друзей, они самые лучшие и я могу написать еще много комплиментов в их адрес, но речь немного о другом.

Хочу сказать спасибо тем, благодаря кому, я такая, какой сейчас являюсь. Спасибо, что не оставили, спасибо, что держали за руку. Со многими я уже не общаюсь, но это не потому что мы поссорились, а просто потому что наше присутствие в жизнях друг друга утратило свой смысл. Но вы навсегда в моей памяти, обещаю.

я так скучаю по вам, лучшее поколение

привет

у меня всё хорошо

There was a girl who could only live on lemonade. Or her parents were really old and rubbish and just kept giving it to her to the point where she couldn’t have anything else. Or they were really nice and only gave it to her because they really liked her. I can’t decide that bit but she could only live on lemonade. If she didn’t have lemonade, she’d die. And her parents were going to die soon too because they had something wrong with them that their blood was blue or something like that. And she had a brother but he was really stupid, though, no one really cared about him. They just wanted their little girl to live. The only trouble is, no one thought about her brother. She was in a bottle, he was on his own, no one thought about him. They just left him. So he sat by her, her brother, he sat by her in the bottle and ‘cause lemonade helped her eyesight, she could see him really clearly through the sides, even though the grass was as a thick as his skull. And cause it was the countryside, there was nothing for him to eat, nothing for him to buy and he was starving. And she could see that and there was no one looking after him, cause he was a bit stupid, couldn’t really look after himself, and it kept on raining so he was getting a bit rusty. She was having an amazing time with the lemonade but she knew she had to help him, so she swam to the surface but she couldn’t get out, it was too far away, this bottle was too big. She knew she had to do something, he was getting worse and worse and worse and he was really hungry and thirsty and he started eating glass and puking up all the time. So she tried to think of some plan for him but she couldn’t. All she knew is that he needed her with him. All she could do was watch him puke his guts up on the other side of the glass. But then bingo, she knew. She started to drink and she drank and she drank and she drank. And this was a lot of lemonade, enough to last her till she died, cause her parents wanted her to live for ages but she drank, every last drop, until she was in an empty bottle but that was no good, she still couldn’t get out. But that was okay, because she just waited until she had a big one stored up. Because she drank all the pop, she drank all the lemonade. And then she started to fart. It was slow at first but then it was really loud and hard. She blew her way out of the bottle, straight from the top, like a rocket. Then she stopped her brother eating grass and they went and found a nice little house to live in together, her and her brother. And it turned out drinking all that lemonade had cured her because she never wanted it again. She had orange for the rest of her life.

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