Don't sing love songs, you'll wake my mother
She's sleeping here right by my side
And in her right hand a silver dagger
She says that I can't be your bride
"All men are false", says my mother
" They'll tell you wicked, lovin' lies
The very next evening, they'll court another
Leave you alone to pine and sigh"
My daddy is a handsome devil
He's got a chain five miles long
And on every link a heart does dangle
Of another maid he's loved and wronged
Go court another tender maiden
And hope that she will be your wife
For I've been warned, and I've decided
To sleep alone all of my life
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Эту песню вчера для меня исполнил мой друг. Я сказала, что мне понравилось, а он ответил, что разумеется, ведь это про меня (fuck thou!). А потом он заменил слово dagger на penis. А я - tender на tinder -> postmodern gang.
Это так, ни к чему. Просто славный был спонтанный вечер.