Yes, Draco’s told me all about you. Yes, he doesn’t shut up about you, Miss Granger. It’s a bit of a problem, actually. If I had a sickle for every time I’ve heard about this or that test you’ve beaten Draco on… It’s almost as though he just won’t fucking let it go, like he’s unilaterally obsessed with you or something. Miss Granger. What the hell have you done to my son?