Ubi: Rayman again

me: *single manly tear* childhood
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me: good lord stop it you're annoying
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me: please stop swearing in this game it's disgusting
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me: go the fuck out please
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Ubi: some racing shit AGAIN but with classical music

me: *can't take anymore* *shoot yourself in the face*
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me: so tired of your bullshit ubi
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Ubi: want Watch_Dogs? get it

me: fINALLY MOTHERFUCKER

me: HOLY FUCK IM GIVING A BIRTH

me: GIVEITTOMEPLEEEASE
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Ubi: Raving Rabbids here too look

me: i love them but stop right there you little shit
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Ubi: AC 4 HERE WE GO

me: ok bye fuck you ubisoft