Microsoft: LOOK AT OUR NEW GAMES TANKS RACING FIGHTING MGS ANOTHER ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE GAME LOOK WE'RE COOL WE HAVE USELESS XBOX ONE

me: how about no
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Remedy: we have new project called Quantum Break
Remedy: available only on Xbox one
Remedy: still no Alan Wake 2

me: fuck you finnish people
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???: "Fall Out Boy - Light 'em up" starts playing

me: wtf
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Microsoft: DRAGONS

me: do i look like khaleesie to you
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Microsoft: look ANOTHER zombie apocalypse game with stupid protagonist

me:
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Microsoft: Witcher 3

me: NOW WE'RE TALKING
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"Battlefield 4 started glitching"

me: yeah you suck microsoft
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Microsoft: Xbox one cost 500 dollars

me: *still don't give a goddamn shit*