"Hi Seventeen, this is Jesse Eisenberg from the movie Adventureland, which comes out on April 3rd and, I’m here to say that the movie is really great and really sweet and you could tell your boyfriends that it’s, uh, from the director of Superbad so they go with you. And that the girl in the movie is played by Kristen Stewart from Twilight who I’m sure you all love, or wish you were….her, or wish you could….kiss the other guy in Twilight….like she gets to do. And, um, you all will really love it. It’s a very sensitive movie but you don’t have to tell your boyfriend that until it’s over."

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