Prometheus Viral Clip #3
David the Android

– What is it about robots that makes them so robotic? At Weyland Industries, it has long been our goal to create artificial intelligence almost indistinguishable from mankind itself.

– Hello. I'm David.

– What can you do, David?

– I can do almost anything that could possibly be asked of me. I can assist your employees. I can make your organization more efficient. I can carry out directives that my human counterparts might find…distressing or unethical. I can blend in with your workforce effortlessly.

– David, what do you think about?

– I think about anything: children playing, angels, the universe, robots.

– David, what makes you sad?

– War, poverty, cruelty, unnecessary violence. I understand human emotions, although I do not feel them myself. This allows me to be more efficient and capable and makes it easier for my human counterparts to interact with me.

– Is there anything you would like to say, David?

– I would like to express gratitude to those who created me.
Happy birthday, David, from Weyland Industries.

– 8th generation, Weyland-type, technological, intellectual, physical, emotional.

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