- Lauren: Are you the Doctor?
- Teacher: Doctor Who?
- Lauren: Innit though!
- Teacher: I dunno what you're talking about.
- Lauren: You look like Doctor Who though.
- Teacher: I'm not Doctor Who, I'm your English teacher.
- Lauren: I don't think you are though.
- Teacher: Lauren..
- Lauren: I think you're a 945 year-old Time Lord.
- Teacher: Listen..
- Lauren: Did you just pitch up from Mars?
- Teacher: Don't be ridiculous.
- Lauren: You know your house, right?
- Teacher: What?
- Lauren: You know your house?
- Teacher: Yeah?
- Lauren: Is it bigger on the inside?
- Teacher: Be quiet!
- Lauren: Have you parked the TARDIS on the meter?
- Teacher: Can we please get back to Shakespeare?
- [sucks teeth]
- Teacher: Thank you.
- …….
- Lauren: Do you fancy Billie Piper, sir?