Боже, да, я тупая ленивая задница, пру все с tumblr и не краснею, даже перевести мне лень, НО! Это прелесть:

I want to open a coffee shop that only serves three things

• The Dean: a cup of coffee, black, and if you try to put sugar or cream in it someone will come up behind you, slap you upside the head and call you a girl.
• The Sam: a triple shot mocha latte frappucino made with organically grown beans and non-fat milk, no whipped cream, extra foam, comes with a condescending bitchface free of charge.
• The Castiel: if you try to order it the barista will tilt her head, say “I don’t understand that reference, ” and give you a hamburger.