I like boys on swings and girls on skateboards. I like people in hats with big eyebrows, I like people in hats with big eyebrows and big moustaches. I like water caught in spiders webs. I like wearing all my clothes at once. I like people who don’t smile, ever, and I like people who smile. I like hair that goes on and on. I don’t know what you mean about things I hate. I hate shoes. I hate people who change their voices when they say something important. I hate invitations. I hate this.