Here's the thing about Jared Leto: he's like a really pretty punk girl. You know the type, with her ripped jeans, combat boots, months in between hair washings — it is a constant battle against beauty. For some girls it works. It makes them more appealing. It does not work for any man. Jared Leto is a handsome man. He looks good in clothes. He needs to cut out all the theatrical bullshit.
The Suggestion: In 2010, the least "punk" option available is your mohawk.
The Takeaway: Even if you're a well-dressed rocker, really only one item of clothing at a time should make a big statement — and it shouldn't be written on a t-shirt.