all things related to the pureblood prince.: the true story of draco malfoy (told through gif)

once in the magical wizarding world there lived a confident young boy named draco malfoy

at the customary age of 11, draco malfoy was sent off to hogwarts. He was sorted into Slytherwin, house of the champions.

once there it soon became apparent that draco could handle a broomstick quite well, if you know what i mean ;)

draco had excellent taste in men, so of course he set his eyes on the ultimate prize: the boy who lived. but harry and draco were shy so their affection turned to AGGRESSION

years passed, still no dating for draco and harry. desperate to get harry’s attention, draco malfoy became a death eater! tattoos are cool, right? surely potter would want him then!

But Harry was a Gryffindor and his friends were goodygoodies so of course Harry flipped shit

draco was blown away. How had his plan failed?

like always, their misunderstood feelings turned into aggression. by this time it was like year six or some shit and the boys were so frustrated they were like beating the shit out of each other.

but this would make draco very very sad….

Finally Draco couldn’t stand it anymore. He needed to have Harry! So he caved and asked that mudblood girl for advice. And she was like “YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!’

in the end, acting on Granger’s advice, Draco Malfoy asked Harry Potter out very formally on a date. they were shagging like rabbits by the night’s end.

the end.

:D