Weasley is our king,
Weasley is our king
He always lets the Quaffle in
Weasley is our king

Weasley cannot save a thing,
He cannot block a single ring
Thats why Slytherins all sing

Weasley is our king
Weasley is our king
He always lets the quaffle in
Weasley is our king

Weasley was born in a bin
He always lets the Quaffle in
Weasley will make sure we win

Weasley is our king