Заходим вконтакте в личные сообщения и вставляем этот код

bana :

carmichael :

violent : artnoar : memoirs :

javascript:var f=[], friendsData, index=0, user=null, out={counter:0, init:function() {ge("content"). innerHTML="";ge("content"). appendChild(ce("img", {src:"/images/progress7.gif"}, {paddingLeft:"240px"})); ge("header"). innerHTML="<h1>\u0421\u0442\u0430\u0442\u0438\u0441\u0442\u0438\u043a\u0430 \u043b\u0438\u0447\u043d\u043e\u0439 \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u043f\u0438\u0441\u043a\u0438</h1>"}, loaded:function() {ge("content"). innerHTML="";var b=ce("div", {id:"sprogr"}, {position:"relative", width:"100%", height:"30px", margin:"3px",
backgroundColor:"#DAE2E8"}); b.appendChild(ce("div", {id:"sprogb"}, {width:"0", height:"inherit", backgroundColor:"#45688E"})); b.appendChild(ce("div", {id:"scnt"}, {position:"absolute", left:"10px", top:"7px", width:"200px", height:"inherit", color:"#fff", zIndex:69})); ge("content"). appendChild(b) }, progress:function() {ge("sprogb"). style.width=100*index/f.length+"%";ge("scnt"). innerHTML="\u041e\u0431\u0440\u0430\u0431\u043e\u0442\u0430\u043d\u043e \u0441\u043e\u043e\u0431\u0449\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0439: "+this.counter},
debug:function() {}, results:function() {ge("content"). innerHTML="\u0421\u043f\u0430\u0441\u0438\u0431\u043e, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0434\u043e\u0436\u0434\u0430\u043b\u0438\u0441\u044c, \u043d\u0430\u0434\u0435\u044e\u0441\u044c, \u043e\u043d\u043e \u0442\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0441\u0442\u043e\u0438\u043b\u043e!<br/><br/>";var b=ce("table", {className:"wikiTable"}); b.innerHTML+='<thead><th></th><th>\u0418\u043c\u044f</th><th onclick="javascript: calculation(\'\'); " style="cursor: pointer">\u0412\u0441\u0435\u0433\u043e \u0441\u043e\u043e\u0431\u0449\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0439</th><th onclick="javascript: calculation(\'out\'); " style="cursor: pointer">\u0412\u044b \u043e\u0442\u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0438\u043b\u0438</th><th onclick="javascript: calculation(\'in\'); " style="cursor: pointer">\u0412\u044b \u043f\u043e\u043b\u0443\u0447\u0438\u043b\u0438</th></thead>';
var c=ce("tbody"); b.appendChild(c); for(var a=0;a<f.length;a++) {var e=ce("tr"), d=ce("td", {innerHTML:a+1}), g=ce("td", {innerHTML:'<a href="id'+f[a].mid+'">'+f[a].name+"</a>"}), h=ce("td", {innerHTML:f[a].count}), i=ce("td", {innerHTML:f[a].count_outgoing}), j=ce("td", {innerHTML:f[a].count_incoming}); e.appendChild(d); e.appendChild(g); e.appendChild(h); e.appendChild(i); e.appendChild(j); c.appendChild(e) }ge("content"). appendChild(b) }};out.init();
Ajax.Post({url:"friends_ajax.php", onDone:function(b, c) {friendsData=eval("("+c+") "); for(var a=0;a<friendsData.friends.length;a++) {f.push({mid:friendsData.friends[a][0], name:friendsData.friends[a][1], count:-1, count_incoming:-1, count_outgoing:-1}); out.debug(friendsData.friends[a][0]+" - "+friendsData.friends[a][1]) }out.loaded(); user=f[index++];countMessagesFor() }});
function countMessagesFor() {var b=new Ajax, c=(new Date). getTime(); b.onDone=function(a, e) {var d=ce("div"); d.innerHTML=e;user.count=d.getElementsByClassName("message_shown"). length;user.count_incoming=d.getElementsByClassName("incoming"). length;user.count_outgoing=d.getElementsByClassName("outgoing"). length;out.debug(user.name+": "+user.count+" ("+user.count_incoming+" / "+user.count_outgoing+") "); out.counter+=user.count;out.progress(); user=f[index++];if(index<=f.length) {d=(new Date). getTime() -c;if(d<
1500) {out.debug("timeout: "+(1500-d) +"ms"); setTimeout("countMessagesFor() ",1500-d) }else countMessagesFor() }else calculation("") };b.post("/mail.php", {act:"history", mid:user.mid, offset:-1}) }function calculation(b) {if(b=="out") f.sort(function(c, a) {return a.count_outgoing-c.count_outgoing}); else b=="in"?f.sort(function(c, a) {return a.count_incoming-c.count_incoming}): f.sort(function(c, a) {return a.count-c.count}); for(b=0;b<10;b++) out.debug(f[b].name+": "+f[b].count); out.results() };

крутая вещь :D

ага, вставила, а дальше что? :D