Dan: Would you like to see a scar, that I have, from playing Quidditch, you seemed so skeptical earlier.

Interviewer: You know, I really don’t!

Dan: You know, I’m going to show you.

Interviewer: I really don’t want to see it.

Dan: Well, you’re seeing it now. See, there, now, that thing.

Interviewer: Put your pants on.

Dan: That’s broom burn.