The guy: "Well, in the morning I went to the university, attended lectures and classes, then I went to the clinic, passed metical examinations in order to obtain the health certificate, which I need to present to the rector's office, then I went to my grandma and brought her some food because she is sick and cannot do shopping. Now I am studying texbooks. "
The girl: "Oh. I thought you had been missing me! "
The guy: "Oh, sorry! Of course I have been missing you."