A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she’s got a uniform on, she’s probably an off-duty flight attendant.
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by trying to identify the airline she flies for. He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto:
‘We love to fly and it shows’.
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:
‘Winning the hearts of the world’.
Again she just stares at him with a puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:
‘Going beyond expectations’.
Could it be British Airways then? he wonders and tries:
‘The World’s favourite airline’.
The woman looks at him sternly and says
‘What the fuck do you want?’
‘Ah!’ he says, “Ryanair”