*On Skype*
Me: Hey
*Unable to send message*
Me: HEY
*Unable to send message*
Me: HEYYYYY!
*Unable to send message*
Me: SEND!
*Unable to send message*
Me: SEND IT SKYPE!
*Unable to send message*
Me: FUCKING SEND IT!
*Unable to send message*
Me: I SWEAR TO GOD SKYPE, IF YOU DONT SEND!
*Unable to send message*
Me: SEND! SEND YOU LITTLE SHIT!
*Skype sends messages*
Me: Thats better
Friend: …
Me: How was your day?
я думаю это не нуждается в переводе)