Directioners: Caroline is gross, omfg what are you doing Harry, stop it!
Harry: Our breakup was mutual.
Directioners: Omg Danielle it's a weave, you're not good enough for him…
Liam: Please stop the hate, it hurts me to see her cry so often.
Directioners: Eleanor is definetly a beard and an attention whore, definetly getting paid, I KNOW Larry is real. Why can't they just break up, Lou's obviously gay. Him and Harry are going to be together. OMfg they touched, they looked at each other. They blinked at the same time.
Louis: It's really starting to hurt my relationship with Eleanor and Harry and I can't be ourselves in public anymore.
Directioners: Ugh his teeth are ugly, I don't get why he's in the band…
Niall: Getting my braces off in six months!
Directioners: You're a terrorist. Why do you keep getting tattoo's?! You completely forgot about Perrie, nice one Zayn. Our little terrorist…