24 июля 2012 года в24.07.2012 19:06 5 0 10 1

  • A STATUE OF AN ANGEL
  • Normal person: Wow, what a lovely piece of art. I wonder how long it took?
  • Me: DEAR JESUS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T BLINK
  • A BLUETOOTH HEADSET
  • Normal person: Oh! This is handy!
  • Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT HAS BEGUN
  • A DRUM BEAT
  • Normal person: This is catchy, I like it.
  • Me: WE'RE ALL FUCKED NOW
  • SOMEONE MIMICS YOU
  • Normal person: You think you're so funny. Stop it.
  • Me: DO NOT STEAL MY VOICE I CAN FEEL THE COMATOSE SETTING IN OMG HELP ME
  • A VAN GOGH PAINTING
  • Normal person: That's extremely beautiful.
  • Me: cries
  • TWO SHADOWS
  • Normal person: Now, this is awesome!
  • Me: I'M GONNA DIE
  • SILENCE IN THE LIBARAY
  • Normal person: Excellent. Nice and quiet, no distractions.
  • Me: OH FUCK
  • STONEHENGE
  • Normal person: What an amazing historical site!
  • Me: HELLO STONEHENGE!!!!!
  • A BIG, BLUE POLICE BOX
  • Normal person: walks past it without noticing it
  • Me: HE'S HERE DOCTOR OMG I AM READY I VOLUNTEER TAKE ME WITH YOU I'LL BE THE BEST COMPANION EVER I ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING PLEASE

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