Miz: I have an action figure! How about this, it’s made by Mattel. I’ve been telling Mattel, “Listen guys, you guys make Barbie, you make The Miz action figure. Kick Ken out of there. Listen, put The Miz next to Barbie” I’ll give Barbie the dream house, she’s never gonna forget. Screw Ken, The Miz is in the house!

George: Are you saying that The Miz action figure would have sex with Barbie?

Miz: Well, uh.. We’re PG now, right? No, we’re on at midnight! Yes, I am!