You see I got this problem I need help tryna solve it Cause meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie whore You can hide them, I'm a find them, on the counter, in the closet And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate My girl be setting booby traps To catch me eating Scooby snacks I left crumbs in the bed once But I told her I was through with that She still don't be believing me And I guess that I'm cool with that But I got a sweet tooth, that'll never come loose And the truth of the matter is.