person: oh wow! i love that character too!
me: do you
person: what?
me: do you really love them
person: uhm, ye-
me: does your heart shatter every time you see their face
me: do you feel immense pain whenever they do something
me: have you cried for hours because you just love them so much
me: oh god
person:
me: oh god it's happening
me: the feelings are coming oH GOD I'M GOING TO BREAK INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES SHATTER EXPLODE AND BECOME THE STARS IN THE SKY OH MY GOD BABY
me: baby
person:
me: has that ever happened to you
person:
person:
me: you don't love them