You know you are from Russia when:

— Pimple on your nose?- Someone's in love with you
- You know what "Swan Lake" on every channel means
- Cheburashka is your childhood
- Christmas is on January 7th
- There is ice-hockey place in every neighborhood
- You type your name into Google and find 30 different choices of mail order brides
- You have to wait until New Year to open your presents
- You used to have the bottoms of plastic bottles cut out and used in different ways
- You know at least one Sasha and Masha
- You hate when people use "Я" as backwards "R" to be "creative" on FB or Twitter
- You feel sorry for foreigners who study Russian language
- You are embarrassed at how they picture Russians on "Russian Dolls "
- You sing "Куда идем мы с Пятачком" when you're going somewhere
- Vkontakte is better than Facebook
- There is nothing worse than "Дом2"
- Alla Pugacheva = Childhood soundtrack
- Yuri Gagarin is the first historical figure you've learned about in school
- You have a headache, so you assume the weather is changing
- Glukoza has the most irritating voice in the world but you still know by heart most of her songs
- There is an aloe plant in your house, and you use it for medicine and food
- Older men smoke in groups, so they end up looking like mafia outside houses and restaurants
- You use spoiled yogurts to make "oladushki"
- If a fork, spoon or knife falls on the ground, the someone's going to visit you
- A sandwich has only one piece of bread, no lettuce, and it's best with the cup of tea
- When you, actually, drink a lot of tea (not vodka, as foreigners think), and even at 3 a.m., in the nightclub, people order cup of tea
- You know that USSR won the Second World War
- After a party or a family gatherings you have leftovers for a week
- The whole world switches to winter time, you don't (anymore)
- Your relatives screaming "OMG!You're so skinny!" is not a compliment
- You have hiccups, then it means someone's thinking about you
- You check everything out even if it says "Do not touch"
- You eat caviar and Olivier Salad every New Year's eve
- Durak is your favorite… card game)
- You type parentheses for a smiley (more parentheses for a happier smiley)
- A friend steps on your foot - you step three times on his/her foot
- It's perfectly normal to graduate from high school at the age of 16
- You use one tea bag to make two or more cups of tea x)
- You can give the wallet as a present only with the money in it
- Tea with elephant. That one tea.
- Someone's talking and you sneeze- it means they are asying the truth
- You check if your bus ticket is lucky
- You don't understand how everyone in the U.S. knows Tolstoy and Dostoevsky but no one heard about Pushkin
- You translate a Russian idiom in English and your friends look at you like you are retarded