There onse was a boy named Harry

Destined to be a star

His parents were killed by Voldemort

Who gave him a lighting scar

“Now, Harry, you’re a wizard!”

Harry goes to Hogwarts

He meet Ron and Hermione

McGonagall requires he plat for Griffindor

Draco is a daddy’s boy

Quirrell becomes unemployed

The Sorcerer’s Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

Ron breaks his wand

Now Ginny’s gone

And Harry’s in mortal danger

Tom Riddle hides his snake inside

His ginormous secret chamber

Harry blows up Aunt Marge

The dementors come and take charge

Lupin is a wolf The rat’s a man

And now the prisoner is at large

They used time travel so they can

Save the prisoner of Azkaban

Who just so happens to be Harry’s Godfather

I don’t really get it either

Harry gets put in the

Triwizard Tournament

With dragons and mermaids

Oh no!

Edward Cullen gets slayed!

He’s back!

Harry, Harry, it’s getting scarry

Voldemort’s back

Now you’re a revolutionary Harry

Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your

Constant attempts to contact him?

He is forsed to leave the school

Umbridge arrives Draco’s a tool

Kids break into the Ministry

Sirius Black is dead as can be

Split your soul

Seven parts of a whole

They’re horcruxes

It’s Dumbledore’s end

There once was a boy named Harry

Who constantly conquered death

But in one final duel between good and bad

He may take his final breath