some random girls: OMG I LOVE ONE DIRECTION OMG OMG OMG they are so hot I love Neal, and Zain, and Hairy and Louise, and that Leum kid they are all so hot

me: WHAT ARE THEIR NICKNAMES, BIRTHDAYS, HOW LONG ARE THEIR PENISES,
WHAT ARE THEIR SIBLINGS NAMES, HOW TALL ARE THEY, WHO ARE THEIR CELEBRITY CRUSHES, HOW OLD ARE THEY, WHAT ARE THEIR MIDDLE NAMES, WHAT IS EVERY LYRIC TO EVERY SONG, WHAT SONGS DID THEY AUDITION TO, WHERE ARE THEY ON TOUR RIGHT NOW AT THIS VERY SECOND, WHAT DO FANS CALL THEIR HOUSE

them:

me: …

them: …

me: HA I win