girl: ohmygod! I love One Direction! I love Harry
me: he's mine
girl: oh ok.. I'll have Zayn!
me: he's mine
girl: what about Liam! he's hot!
me: he's not hot, he's perfectly perfect, and he's mine
girl: ah no! there's only the ugly ones left! ew!
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police officer: so she just jumped off the bridge? because she wanted to?
me: yes officer
police: So all this people who saw you screaming 'NIALL AND LOUIS ARE PERFECT!' are lying
me: yes officer