Rachel Bilson - Call me Doctor.

" You said I don't look like a what? Like a real doctor?

A real doctor wouldn't dress like me? Wouldn't look like me?

Hell, no."

Уже давно посмотрела этот ролик, но написать решила только сейчас. Сколько бы раз я не пересматривала видео, мне оно не надоедает. Я вообще люблю видео от Funny or Die, и опять они меня порадовали, пригласив Рейчел. Рэп, конечно, не детский, но все получилось очень забавно. Я и не знала, что она на такое способна, прям настоящая Summer Roberts :D

Ну, а её коллеги с сериала "Сердце Дикси" вообще отпадно мыли ей тачку. Им только в клипах у 50 Cent и Snoop Dog сниматься :D

Lab coat Dolce, Clip board Prada,

Vera Wang Short shorts

Nametag :Doctor C Dub, bitches

What the fuck you expect

I'm a doctor

Stethoscope hanging round my neck

Same chick, new shit New show, full clip

Fresh dipped, new kicks

Only Jimmy Choos bitch!

Been a little while But I'm back again

Summer Roberts Back up on the track again

Peaced up out the OC Ben & Brody, deuces

Drank a couple juices

still they coming at me like where you been

you should be asking Mischa Barton

critics talking Shit about my acting

nice chick schtick aint happening

Who be bloggin on the internet Jealous trick,

suck a tit Get a pap smear with an oven mitt Bitch!

Too hot Give your man a tent in his trousers

Styling so all the critics want to doubt her

And I'm unbelievable Check your web browser

Haters get Two words Doogie Howser

I'm an innovator

A resuscitator

You only part dead Pass the defibrillator (Clear)

I'm a monster (Clear)

I go HAM

Jay & Ye can keep the throne

Cause I don't give a damn

Every other month on the cover of Magazine,

periodical Front and center with a pouty mouth

Still the pounce Me coming out my house

Paparazzi flashing out Pop pop when my gat come out

Lil bitty actresses

Trying to get they asses kissed

Make me want to slap a bitch

Put em on a blacklist Five foot nothin' Flow like Cam'ron

If Natalie get mad at me Remind her who da Black Swan.

Fuck the Emmys

Fuck the fame Just addicted to the money, and the game

So when you see us doing 80 in the prius full tint, louie print

what's my motherfucking name?

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