— Do you speak english? - Yes. - Name? - Abdul al-Rhasib - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no…I mean male or female? - Yes, male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn't it hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer runs too fast