Do you remember me?
I sat upon your knee
I wrote to you with childhood fantasies
Well, I’m all grown-up now
Can you still help somehow?
I’m not a child, but my heart still can dream

So here’s my lifelong wish
My grown-up Christmas list
Not for myself, but for a fandom in need

No more lovers torn apart
That ship wars would never start
And time would heal all hearts
Every man would have a boyfriend
That Camp Switch would always win
And my OTP would never end -
This is my grown-up Christmas list

Bring Castiel back to us, and Bobby Singer too
Get Dean and Cas to kiss a lot, and fuck each other too

That season six was just a dream
That season seven doesn’t make me scream
And Castiel is redeemed
Misha Collins naked on a horse
Bring back Gabriel, the Trickster of Norse
Think how happy we would be!

This is my grown-up Christmas list
This is my only lifelong wish
This is my grown-up Christmas list