Ross: Rach, I got a message from you. Who’s Michael?

Rachel: Oh my God. Oh my God, Ross, no hang up the phone, give me the phone, Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the…

Ross: You’re over me? What, you’re uh, you’re, you’re over me? When, when were you… under me?

— Friends 2x07 ‘The One Where Ross Finds Out’