Mr. Darcy : How are you this evening, my dear?
Elizabeth Bennet : Very well. Only I wish you would not call me “my dear”.
Mr. Darcy : Why?
Elizabeth Bennet : Because it’s what my father always called my mother when he’s cross about something.
Mr. Darcy : What endearments am I allowed?
Elizabeth Bennet : Well let me think…”Lizzy” for everyday, “My Pearl” for Sundays, and…”Goddess Divine”, but only on very special occasions.
Mr. Darcy : And…what should I call you when I’m cross? “Mrs. Darcy”?
Elizabeth Bennet : No! No. You may only call me “Mrs. Darcy”… when you are completely, perfectly, and incandescently happy.
Mr. Darcy : How are you this evening… Mrs. Darcy? [kisses her forehead]
Mr. Darcy : Mrs. Darcy [kisses her left cheek]
Mr. Darcy : Mrs. Darcy [kisses her nose]
Mr. Darcy : Mrs. Darcy [kisses her right cheek]
Mr. Darcy : Mrs. Darcy [they kiss]