Rob: “We were doing the last bit of the shoot, and there were these people who were waiting outside the perimeter of the set on the desert. And this one woman handed her baby, who was three months old, to an A.D. to meet us. But the A.D. didn’t really know what to do with it. So he was thinking like, ‘I think she wants you to sign the baby or something.’ So I take it and everyone was like, ‘I don’t want to sign the baby.’ Oh no she wanted pictures with the baby! And I didn’t really understand the reality of the situation at that point, that anyone would actually see this picture. And so I was like, ‘There’s a picture somewhere on the internet of me biting this baby.’

Kristen: “You bit the baby?”

Rob: “Yeah.”

Kristen: “That’s so weird.”

Rob: “I didn’t actually like, touch it. But like, it’s kind of a funny picture. This baby is so young its entire head fits in my mouth.”

Kristen: “I’m sure that’s not true.”

Rob: [laughs] “If you look at the picture…”