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Chuck: I love this town. I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena: And if you get a drink, they're also serving pigs.
Chuck: Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Serena: You just love when a girl talks to you.
Chuck: Actually, I prefer them when they're not talking.
Serena: Mm. I've missed your witty banter.
Chuck: Let's catch up! Take our clothes off, stare at each other.
Serena: How about I just get a bite to eat. I'm drinking on an empty stomach.
Chuck: I heard you didn't do that anymore.
Serena: Special occasion.
Chuck: Well, how about a grilled cheese with truffle oil? You love truffles.
Serena: Enough to know it's not on the menu.
Chuck: I'm connected.
Serena: Only 'cause I'm hungry.

Chuck: If you want to thank me…
Serena: It's a sandwich, Chuck.

Season 1 Episode 1: Pilot