Chuck: Well, this is the last place I'd expect to find you.
Blair: Go away, Chuck. I've been given orders practically from God himself to avoid you.

Chuck: Would you consider avoiding me over breakfast?
Blair: Sorry, but as is tradition on the day before my birthday, I'm heading to the jeweler's to put some pieces on hold for Eleanor and…
Chuck: Nate? Oh, I don't think he'll be singing "Happy Birthday" this year.
Blair: No one knows that Nate and I broke up. And It's gonna stay that way so I can fix this. And I don't think your best friend would still be your best friend if he knew…
Chuck: If he knew how much I enjoyed the removal of a certain chastity belt in the back of this very Limo?
Blair: From this moment forward. The events of last night will never be mentioned again. Is that clear?
Chuck: Not as clear as the memory of you purring in my ear, which I have been replaying over and over.
Blair: Well, erase the tape, because as far as I'm concerned, it never happened.
Chuck: I'll see you at your party tonight.
Blair: You're officially uninvited .
Chuck: Never stopped me before.

Gossip Girl: Speak of the Devil, and he doth appear, wearing his trademark scarf. Careful, B. hell hath no fury like a Chuck Bass scorned.

Season 1 Episode 8: Seventeen Candles