Elena: Let go of me!
Damon: What were you thinking? That guy was hitting on you!
Elena: Damn straight, he was and you didn’t care ‘cause some blonde was all over you.
Damon: What? She was not.
Elena: She was and you didn’t blow her off!
Damon: Sorry, I was busy sending death glares in that guy’s direction.
Elena: You were?
Damon: He was hitting on you! And you get some sick pleasure from making me angry, admit it.
Elena: You’re so cute when you’re angry. Veiny eyes and everything.
Damon: If you want to see my veiny eyes all you have to do is ask. And I’m not cute. I’m a badass vampire.
Elena: Is this cute badass vampire going to forgive me for my behavior?
Damon: This absolutely not cute but very badass vampire is going to consider it.
Elena: Oh, come on. Let’s make up.
Damon: You are just crazed psychopath of a woman.
Elena: Shh, you love it.